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Wednesday, 9 September 2015

Trains And Planes (Joke)

A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. “No problem,” the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.
Farther on down the line, the second engine broke down, and the train slowed to a dead stop. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement:
“Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly.”

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2 comments:

  1. Lol..wots good abt that....its unfortunate jare

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  2. The good news is that if it was a plane and both engines failed, well you know the rest....Thank you for the comment

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